We have three fur babies. They have been getting all the attention for three years now and so I interviewed the three of them about their feelings on our adoption. (this is a joke btw... For those without a funny bone, I don't really talk to my dogs about their opinions...)
First off is America's favorite Heinz 57 hound Kimby
Me: Kimby, do you want a little brother or 2?
Kimby: Ruff. Only if they let me sleep all day long and don't stick their fingers up my nose!
Me: Fingers up your nose?
Kimby: or clip my nails.
Me: Do you need to go back to bed?
Kimby: NO!!! But I want to sleep on the couch.
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This is Kimby sleeping in a carseat on the way home from the Kennel |
Next up was Dingo.
Me: Dingo, what will you do first when you meet your new brothers?
Dingo: I lick. I love licking. They need to smell like me so I lick them. A BUTTERFLY!!!
Me: Can we focus here Dingo?
Dingo: You need licked. Let me lick you.
Me: Dingo, I'm trying to ask you some serious questions here.
Dingo: Will they let me lick them? If not no brothers. I like to lick noses. Will they have noses?
Me: I think we're done here
Dingo: NO! MORE LICKS!!!!
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Protecting the house from evil butterflies! |
Dingo has a slight obsession with putting his tongue on EVERYTHING.
Last, but certainly not least, is Hank.
Me: Ok, Hank can I sit next to you while we talk.
Hank: No.
Me: Ok then I will be over here. What do you think it will be like having little brothers?
Hank: I think it will be glorious! I can protect them from bad things like the neighbor coming up the driveway, and fireworks. BARK AT ALL THE THINGS!
Me: But what if they are sleeping? If you bark they'll wake up!
Hank: GOOD! They must be alerted of the danger of a butterfly flying outside my window!
Me: What about playing with them, will you play soft?
Hank: Yes. Unless I am tired then I must be left to grovel in my pity.
Me: Pity? Oh Hank...
Hank: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK There's a squirrel within 10 square miles of the house. I must alert the troops!
Hank with the daycare kids |
Hank is going to have so much fun with his kids. He's a healing puppy and who better to love a healing puppy than a healing child!
All things considered I think the dogs are going to love having kids to play with, herd, and have all kinds of shenanigans with. I look forward to the kids wearing the dogs out. I used to worry about them and how they would react to having kids here all the time but I'm not too worried about it anymore! We'll certainly have a full house! With lots of chewed up toys!
All things considered I think the dogs are going to love having kids to play with, herd, and have all kinds of shenanigans with. I look forward to the kids wearing the dogs out. I used to worry about them and how they would react to having kids here all the time but I'm not too worried about it anymore! We'll certainly have a full house! With lots of chewed up toys!
This is great!! Love it! Can't wait for the baby(ies) to arrive.
ReplyDeleteRuff Ruff! Whoof! Lick, Lick!